The Queendom of Saint Von Artemis is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its fear of technology, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 160 million Artemisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The very strong Saint Von Artemisian economy, worth 10.3 trillion Praisis a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 64,447 Praisis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, people are always able to look each other in the eye, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Von Artemis's national animal is the Chartreux, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Von Artemis is ranked 100,383^rd in the world and 879^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 81.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.